Keychain reads AWFULLY GORGEOUS FOR BEING THIS BROKE AND TIRED in motel style design.

Make a statement with this ultra-glam keychain that screams "I'm too cool to care!" in the loudest of purples! Perfect for the fashionista on a budget.

Details:

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: plastic and metal
• GET BULLISH in small type on the back
• Themes: recession, fashionista, living on a budget

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Keychain reads I BOUGHT THIS GAY KEYCHAIN WITH MY GAY MONEY AT A GAY STORE STAFFED BY GAY PEOPLE in motel style design.

Made with love and sold by a team of fabulous individuals who know what it means to be proud and unapologetic. 🌈

Details:

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: plastic and metal
• GET BULLISH in small type on the back

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Oh great, another product trying to appeal to the "cool" generation. This Born Too Early To Be A TikTok Star Motel Keychain is just what we all need. Because nothing screams "hip and edgy" like a keychain featuring the overhyped app that will probably be obsolete in a year. Perfect for millennials and Gen Z-ers who enjoy constant validation.

Reads, "Born Too Early To Be A Tiktok Star But Too Late To Ever Buy A House".

Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.

• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring
• Materials: plastic and metal
• Back says GET BULLISH in small type

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Keychain reads ALL I WANT IS PERFECT SKIN AND FREE MONEY in motel style design.

Get what you want - flawless skin and extra cash. Not a problem! 😎✨

Details:

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: plastic and metal
• GET BULLISH in small type on the back

A Get Bullish exclusive